Monday, June 6, 2011

Puke puke puke.

Last week was fuckin disgusting.  Guys pulling their cocks out during dances, guys with mysterious wet spots on their pants, guys just all around smelling like ass and fail... they realize business is slow and take that to mean we're getting desperate for their money (true, in some cases) and start giving zero fux about decency, civility & not bein so goddam invasive with their gross-ass old-man genitals & stinky fuckin body fluids gushing all about.  Really, it's the old men.  Like, old old men, aged 65-80 or so.  Guys in their 30's-50's aren't nearly as vile.  Do the elderly feel like at this point, so close to the end of their lives, they have nothing to lose? 

I'm gonna start pukin' in some mouths and pissing on laps.  You can't control your goddam bodily functions, I'll play just as dirty.

No comments:

Post a Comment